Saturday, 8 December 2012
"Gifts". A brief guide.
Here are a few of the things not to give:
Silly ties. They won't wear them. In fact, avoid silly anything.
Anything smelly. Ditto.
Socks (nuff said).
Hankies. Most of them use tissues.
Anything smelly (they know what they like, and you probably don't).
ANYTHING for the kitchen (how could you even think of it?).
Tea towels (DITTO!).
Diaries (they've already bought one).
Calendars (yes. You can have too many calendars).
Poinsettias (they're horrible. Plus, they always die).
I hope this helps?
(PS If any of my family read this, I'd LOVE a leather head collar for my lovely new horse. Just thought I'd mention it.)